I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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