He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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