Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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