He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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