he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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