Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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