I'm laying in your front yard are you home
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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