Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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