margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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