The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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