I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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