With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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