I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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