Got a toothbrush?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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