I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
