what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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