So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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