Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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