He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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