I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I woke up under a house in Key West
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