so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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