Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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