don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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