Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I understand Curling. That high.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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