He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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