This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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