That's intense
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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