I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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