I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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