That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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