Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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