i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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