Christians are straight up FREAKS
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I think people are normalizing furries
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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