I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Panties = found
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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