I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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