Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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