I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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