she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize
