So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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