dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
