I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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