Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
