Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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