There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
