so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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