Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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