Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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