I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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