Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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