What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I have already put on my inside pants.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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