im about as happy as oj after his trial
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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